Funny Gambling Quotes · “I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.” · “Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.” – Unknown · “ .... What Are Idioms, Anyway? · 1.

“Ace in the hole” · 2. “All bets are off” · 3. “Bet/betting the farm” · 4. “Down to the wire” · 5.

“Hit the jackpot” · 6 .... Rehab Is for Quitters · They say one in every seven friends has a gambling addiction. · My money's on Dave. · A gambling gardener usually hedges ....

I work checkout at a large grocery store. My coworker, a sweet woman I have known for a few years, seems to be having trouble with a customer.

I can overhear .... From blackjack and jackpot slots to bingo, there's an endless array of funny sayings about gambling – in each casino game.

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